Friday, 27 July 2007

Tagged By "Mailyn The Minx" !

Before we go any further I should explain that I seem to suffer from a slight abnormality : I don't feel any particular sexual desire towards people I've never met. This means that film stars, rock stars, TV personalities and famous models etc. don't seriously turn me on.

I seem to function on the basis of "chemistry" and in order for that chemistry to work I have to be sitting in the same room as you - preferably very, very close to you so that I can see you and smell you and touch you and taste you and run my fingers through your hair and caress your neck and shoulders and kiss your throat and feel your hand moving slowly up my thigh.........enough - you get the idea ?

Anyway : 4 women that I find "do-able". OK , but please bear in mind that these are "Disney Girls" ; as far as I'm concerned none of them are actually "real".

1. Monica Belucci

I've said it before but I'll say it again : sheer perfection.


2. Gwen Stefani

I don't know what it is but Gwen has loads of it and she's got legs that go all the way down to the ground too. They'd look good wrapped around my neck.

3. Zhang Ziyi



Mailyn seems to have a thing about oriental men : I have a bit of a thing about oriental women - particularly this one. Simply stunning.

4. Katherine Jenkins


There has to be one Welsh woman in the list and Katherine Jenkins is an outstandingly beautiful opera singer and untouched by human hand (or so we're told). I don't believe a word of it.


Part II - the 5 men I would most like to get hammered and chill out with will follow shortly.

8 comments:

Holly said...

I feel the same way as you about "fake" people. I can certainly see a man on T.V. or the big screen or whatever and think, "he's hot" but I don't think, "I want him". It just doesn't work that way for me.

Good list, though. :)

EL PADRONE said...

Holly,

I nearly included you but I havn't got a decent photo.

xx

Mailyn said...

For a while there I thought we were losing you. :-P

I love Gwen! Her sense of fashion is OFF the chart and OMH IF I ever get married I want a dress that's off-white and then blue at the bottom! Or red. I like red.

Ziyi is hot but I have to go with Gong Li. She is WAAAAAAY hotter. Next to her Ziyi looks more cute.

I LOVE Katherine Jenkins!!! I love opera and anyone who has that kind of voice deserves major respect. And she is so pretty as well! The cover of SERENADE reminds me of the 60s for some reason.

Awesome pick!!! And thanks for playing along. :-P

EL PADRONE said...

Mailyn,

What do you mean "thought you were losing me ?". No way .

Glad you like them - I have a reputation for having taste when it comes to women. One has to have standards you know ?

M xx

Mailyn said...

*gasp* Are you trying to say I have no standards?!?! Just because I think Angie is sexy. :-(

But you DO have good taste in women so I'll let it pass. :-P

SteamyDreamer said...

Excellent interesting choices .....they all are different in their own way...from the steamy look and bedroom eyes to the mysterious sophistication to the down home girl next door. Maybe you are looking for a mixture of all?

Crushed said...

Monica Bellucci, yes.
Very much.
Felt about guilty about getting aroused by her during 'The Passion of Christ', but still.

EL PADRONE said...

Steamy,

No - not a mixture.

Just all 4 of them one after the other.

Crushedbyingsoc,

Don't be silly. That's nothing to feel guilty about.

M.